vampire

vampire
1. (Vampire) (2537↑, 226↓)
Something that does not sparkle.

Dracula is a vampire, but Edward Cullen is a fairy.

2. (Vampire) (1786↑, 291↓)
a great subculture and ledgend on the verge on ruin due to the popular mainstream phenomon known as 'Twilight'

Real Vampires do NOT sparkle

Author: Var effing Sinler http://vampire.urbanup.com/3583459
3. (Vampire) (1121↑, 216↓)
1: One whom drinks the blood of others, be it animal or human. Not to be confused with cannibalism or sarcophagy as no tissue is consumed. 2: Term describing Vlad Tapish, or Vlad the Impaler (1431-1476) and Erzebet (Elizabeth) Bathory (1560 -1614), the Bloody Countess of Csejthe: both notable historicaly for the consumption of blood. [Dracula] is a name based off the Order of the Dragon, or Order of Dracul, which Bram Stoker used as his vampiric character based loosely on Vlad the Impaler.

1: Jill tore the end of the medical bloodbag and poured some of its contents into a crystal glass. Thus, vampire. 2: The Bloody Countess slaughtered over six hundred virgins, practiced vampirism and bathed in the blood of her victims. Once captured, she was confined to a single room in the tallest tower of her castle and was held prisoner by the Hungarian court untill her death at age 54. 3: Dracula owns.

Author: LuciusDu`LamiaiMelusine http://vampire.urbanup.com/1491484
4. (Vampire) (296↑, 136↓)
1. In literature, media, and folklore, a "traditional" vampire is a demon who consumes blood of humans or animals for nourishment. Sometimes a human who has been bit by a vampire will transform into a vampire themselves. Vampires have a fear of anything holy, garlic, and the sun. Vampires have a child-like mentality, as they are unable to enter places or do certain things without permission, as was first addressed in Bram Stoker's "Dracula." Most commonly killed by a stake through the heart. 2. Any species of bat that consumes blood. Three types of vampire bats are the Common Vampire Bat (Desmodus rotundus), the Hairy Legged VB (Diphylla ecaudata), and the White-Winged VB (Diaemus youngi). They rarely attack humans and mostly consume blood from livestock or birds. 3. Any member of the [goth] subculture who thinks that listening to Norwegian death metal, dressing in long black clothing, and being a fan of vampire movies and/or blood will make them a full-fledged vampire. Refuse to believe that vampires are just the work of folklore. Can usually be seen outside Hot Topic, alone, as nobody will be their friend because they "don't want to associate with the living."

1. Bram Stoker's "Dracula" is considered the premiere text of vampire folklore. 2. Vampire bats are common in tropical climates, barns, and zoos. 3. This was an actual example from someone I met at the mall who was claiming to be a vampire. They became my "source," so to speak.

5. (vampire) (562↑, 412↓)
1. A sanguivore is the kind of vampire with the need for blood. These guys are the real kind, but are mortal, have a reflextion, and are only SENSITIVE to light. They can go out in the sun and eat garlic and touch roses so get that fairytale crap out of your head. They need blood, though. They don't neccesarily LOOK like a vamp or have the folklore vampire lifestyle. AKA a sang vamp. 2. A psy vamp feeds off of energy rather than blood. Sometimes a sang vamp is short on food and resorts to psy techniques. AKA an energy vampire. 3. A vampyre looks like one a vamire, but doesn't neccesairly need blood. A vampyre is "into" the whole vamp thing and can be considered to have a vampire fetish, but doesn't need blood and might not even be into that area. 4. Awakening is when a true vamp goes through a "puberty" of sorts and realizes what they are. 5. Turning is when a normal person becomes a vamp through a scarcely known techinque. 6. Blood Fetishists don't need blood and AREN'T vampires, they just LIKE it, whether it be sexual or just for kicks and giggles.

Vampires aren't modern-day Draculas, they are much more complicated.

6. (vampire) (260↑, 134↓)
A vampire is any person or thought or feeling that stands between you and your creative self expression, but they can assume many seductive forms. 1) The pigmy vampire: Will swarm around you head like gnats and say things like: "Your teeth need whitening." "You went to state school?" "You sound weird." "Shakespeare, Sondheim, Sedaris did it before you and better than you." "You cannot sing good enough to be in a musical." 2) The air freshener vampire: She might look like you mama, or your old fat-ass, fat aunt Fanny. She smells something unpleasant in what you’re creating and will urge you to spray it up with some pine fresh smell ’em ups. The air freshener vampire doesn’t want you to write about bad language, blood, or blow jobs. She wants you to clean it up and clean it out which will leave your work toothless, gutless, and crotchless, but you’ll be left with two tight paragraphs of kittens that your grandma would be so proud of. 3) The vampire of despair: It’ll wake you up at 4am to say things like: "Who do you think you’re kidding?" "You look like a fool." "No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be good enough."

Sally: My mom won't let me be in Bare just because it curses\! John: Ew, what a vampire\!

7. (vampire) (204↑, 103↓)
ruined by [stephenie meyer] and her creation [TWILIGHT]

a real vampire does not/is not: love a daywalker edward cullen sparkle falls in love with his meal(that being bella swan) goes to school sleeps in a bed make teeny bopper pussys wet a model for gayass hot topic has emotions A REAL VAMPIRE DOES/IS: the lord of darkness fears the cross hate garlic sleeps in a coffin not gay does not feal love only 1 thing on its mind,it being blood turns into a bat hates sunlight has a fancy wardrobe(refer to the old dracula movies) todays modern vapire is gay in my opinion they can love the prey**cough**twilight**cough**.be out in the day light,listen to ipods,sleep in beds,are homosexual,drivecars,can no longer turn into bats(OMGWTF),are daywalkers,wear urban clothing(this goes to all u fags u clam they're vapires),have sex with humans thank you so much stephenie meyer,you piece of shit for ruining bram stroker's legacy count dracula aka vampire with your fucking crap shit twilight

8. (vampire) (84↑, 28↓)
The action of having sex with a girl while she is actively on her rag then, subsequently, having her go down on you. The blood dripping from the sides of her mouth after this action will cause her to look quite similar to the famous creature of the night.

"What\!? She told me she was on her rag\!" "She was, but I used it as an opportunity to try out the vampire."

9. (Vampire) (114↑, 65↓)
You know what they are. Drinkers of blood. Human blood. Not animal blood, and then say your 'vegetarian'. Nope, real vampires are allergic to sunlight, and if they do come into contact with it, they do not sparkle...ever. Thus, Edward Cullen is not a vampire, if anything hes the pussy vampire who gets beaten up by all the other vampires for being different.

1: Dude I read this book about vampires.. 2:Don't say it. Twilight is not a book about vampires. 1: Nevermind then..

10. (Vampire) (105↑, 67↓)
Also known as 'vamphyri'. A mythical, undead, immortal, parasitic monster that feeds on the blood of living humans in order to animate itself. This is done via fangs, or the less-used method sucking the blood through the skin's pores. A single bite can transform the victim into a vampire. Vampires are unable to physically procreate as their bodies remain frozen in time from the moment they become 'undead'. Sunlight is a vampire's mortal (and on occasion fatal) enemy, as vampires are "creatures of the night". Vampires can be killed by sudden or prolonged exposure to sunlight, dismemberment, wooden stakes to the heart, and by fire. A stake must be put through the heart of a vampire's dead victim and their head must be severed from the body, or they return as full vampires. Vampires cannot enter a home without being invited in first. They have no reflection in mirrors. They also cannot cross running water (unless it is in their own homeland). Rumored to be weak against garlic, holy water, and crucifixes. Also rumored to have illusionary shapeshifting abilities as well as the power of flight, mind-reading and hypnosis. May or may not sleep upside down or in coffins.

Such vampires in fictional literary works such as that of Briam Stoker, Anne Rice, Laurell K. Hamilton, Brian Lumley, and John Steakly. See also vampires in works such as Van Helsing, and John Carpenter's Vampires. (Not to be confused with necrophiliacs, humans with blood fetishes, or delusional high schoolers.)

11. (Vampire) (66↑, 44↓)
NOT EDWARD...more like [Dracula], Louie, or Lestat. They don't sparkle, and the usually dont fall in love with ugly [homey] looking teenagers. They are protayed in movies to drink [blood], kill, [nocturnal creatures], and very old.

REAL EXAMPLE FROM MY SOPHOMORE ENGLISH CLASS:dumb blonde "Dracula,vampire? Oh you mean like twilight" meh "you dumb cunt, Dracula could destroy bella edward and those dumb werewolves with his pinky in less time then you could say 'twilight sucks', but if you're really that deprived of the world or a brain then yes like twilight."

12. (vampire) (60↑, 39↓)
Started by Dracula. Raped by Twilight. Thanks Stephanie Meyer. Bitch.

random guy-Dude vampires are the shit\! Random twilight bitch- Oh em jeee\!\! yuo shuuld reed twilitez random guy- i shouldn't random twilight bitch- *starts crying*

Author: Listen to SLAYER\!\! http://vampire.urbanup.com/4328691
13. (Vampire) (25↑, 11↓)
A blood-sucking mythical creature who is NOT a sparkling douchebag in a fucking tree. Vampires are way more badass than that and shouldn't appeal to prepubescent girls who think they're so scene for liking it.

Aww man, that Twilight shit. That's not a vampire. That's what we call a homosexual.

14. (Vampire) (27↑, 16↓)
1. A non-sparkling, [straight], scary, sun-fearing creature. 2. The opposite of the creature described in the Twilight books. 3. A series in fantasy/horror literature that has been ruined by a series called [Twilight]. 4. Not a vegetarian

"That vampire is pretty scary\!" "I'm glad he's a vampire, not a [sparklepire]\!"

15. (Vampire) (29↑, 20↓)
A crazed fangirl who believes that she is, in fact, one of Stephanie Meyer's vampire characters in the most plot-lacking book published in 2006, Twishite. Will often pretend that she has Insomnia and make herself look pale with the use of make-up. Likes to believe that she lives in depression due to issues that have come up in her life. Will do anything to defend Twilight.

Non-fan: Twilight sucks. Fangirl: NO IT DOESN'T IT'S THE BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD SHUT UP\! Nf: It has no plot. Fg: Your face has no plot. Nf: Vampires suck. Fg: *sets other crazed fangirls on Nf* No exp. needed.

16. (vampire) (141↑, 132↓)
A lawyer, especially a lawyer specialized in personal injury claims.

I hate lawyers... what a bunch of vampires.

Author: Danny hates lawyers http://vampire.urbanup.com/2414035
17. (Vampire) (22↑, 14↓)
A demonically possessed corpse, contrary to popular culture. They can appear in any way, not just a tall Romanian gentleman. They are super humanly strong and smarter than most, along with overall enhanced abilities. They can be countered with religious icons, roses, holy water, silver, garlic and other such objects.

Twilight is a lie. Vampire's aren't anything like that.

18. (Vampire) (35↑, 27↓)
A vampire is a human who feeds on blood (more recognisably human blood): they are better known to be drinking blood at night due to their sensitivity to sunlight. Vampires use many tactics to achieve blood; mostly by luring their prey into the trap (sometimes into bed, other times into a secluded area), then taking that swift bite (usually when they're asleep or weakened). Becoming a vampire is achieved through the transmission of the saliva from a vampire. This is done via feeding (which is done to the neck most often). Anyone can become a vampire: a child, a man and a woman: even the elderly - providing the person was not completely drained of blood. Once the virus has been transmitted, it will take about three days for the virus to take hold (new organs being made, traits and attributes being modified etc.) Vampires look exactly like a human; just the incisors bring out the change. This works extremely well prior to attacking the victim. Vampires are portrayed to have weaknesses - the most likely ones are to silver, or to garlic (or garlic extracts). Sunlight should be deemed as a sensitivity due to the number of vampires being able to transcend through the sun.

Dracula is a good example of a traditional vampire; but for more modern vampires; the film series of Blade (Blade 1, 2, and 3) should be reviewed NB: They are weak to UV light; not dissipated in the definition.

Author: Demonic-Humanoid http://vampire.urbanup.com/3280434
19. (Vampire) (16↑, 9↓)
someone who stays up late at night like 1am.

-That kid is a vampire stayin up all night playing WOW (World of Warcraft). -That clerk is a vampire working night shift and sleeping throughout day time.

20. (Vampire) (11↑, 5↓)
A friend of mine told me about the Origins of how vampires came from. It started off as that vampires were people with rabies, you know people bit by animals that have rabies. These people with rabies foam their mouth, act animal-like into terms of bite other animals or humans in the neck, sucking blood from two holes created by their fangs. Like to live in darkness because they either developed a pupil or retina capable of nocturnal vision or just like darkness. They are afraid of light, obviously because it can nearly blind their vision to see, they like to see in darkness or their eyes are not adjust to the sensitivity of light. Some examples are shining metals or objects, mirrors, and sources of light(like the sun). They are afraid of water because they either want to stay dry, hypothermia, or hygiene issues. Now I don't know how people with rabies can grow fangs that can be of 2 inches or more...The religious things tide into destroying vampires...well, I don't know how that got started but light can kill vampires, I think. Vampires may originate from people contacted with rabies, not sure if that's the case, but you may prove my information is nonsense or dislike opinion. The transformation of the bat, I don't know how that came from. Not all vampires are evil.

Vampires from twilight saga are not real vampires. First of all, vampires don't really have red eyes(you can prove it to me scientifically), they are supposed to morph into bats and become quick killers. Any sources of light seem to not affect them or kill them, they seemed impervious to light. Lastly, I don't know if vampires have powers or not maybe they do. Vampires are respected and feared, but twilight saga has made them an insult to their kind.

21. (vampire) (23↑, 17↓)
Vampires are characterized by the following attributes: 1. They are undead, meaning that they have died, but risen again as creatures with tremendous strength, but also a weakness to various things, including garlic, sunlight, and crucifixes. 2. They are consistently extremely malicious, and seek out humans for one or more of the following purposes: to kill and eat, to use as cattle that they consistently drain small amounts of blood from, and/or to turn into more vampires. 3. A vampire has no conscience. Vampires may recognize people that they knew while alive, but they have no emotional response associated with this recognition, other than bloodlust. Also, some kids dress up as vampires and refer to themselves as "vampires..." but actually they are just human high schoolers with too little homework.

TWILIGHT FAN: Edward Cullen is a vampire. DRACULA FAN: No. No, he isn't. TWILIGHT FAN: Shut up\! What do you know?\! You were born in the late 1800s\! DRACULA FAN: This is true.

22. (vampire) (8↑, 3↓)
n. A person who uses your electronic device to power their electronic device. v. To plug into another person's device to power your own.

My [iPod]'s dead. I'm going to vampire off your laptop.

23. (vampire) (29↑, 26↓)
Vampires have been a popular ledgen for centuries. They immortal beings that drink blood to survie. I am going to give you my personal impion since there are many definetions for mystical creatures such as vampires. They do not burn if they go out in the sun nor do they sparkel. They are pale and very beautiful. They have inhumane streanth, speed and other hightened senses. You kill not kill a vampire buy a wooden stake nor tearing them to shreds. A good decapitaion will do but perfoming it will be the trickey part. They have souls but dont care if theykill a humane since they are on the top of the foood chain. A wolf wouldnt mind killing a rabbit so it could survie which is the same thing when it comes to vampires killing humanes. They are predetores and fierce killers but can show emotions and can fell regret and pain but wouldnt feel that towards the humane unless they let there selves get close to them. You dont minf killing a chinken unles youare a vegeterain but if you got to know the chinken and it became your pet and you name it aswell. Then you have chiken for dinner and you relize you are eating Bob. It is the same thing. Vampires havediffrent personalities and abilites. To become a vampire a vampire drinks your blood and you drink thier blood as well.

An immortal vampire that drinks blood. yeah thats all I got

Author: ilostmymarbels http://vampire.urbanup.com/3725524
24. (Vampire) (2↑, 0↓)
The vampire legend comes from the the Greek Mythological creature, Empusa, which is a creature that has the upper body of a ghost, a leg of a donkey, and a leg of bronze. Empusa fed on the blood of young men, creating the vampire legend. So therefore, vampires do NOT sparkle. Those are fairies.

Oh, that creature is defiantly a vampire.

25. (Vampire) (3↑, 1↓)
A male who preys on women during their menstrual cycle. Pale one that sucks red blood, clotted fluid from womens Menstruating vaginal region To suck blood from, to extract by, the inhaling of or to consume menstrual secreation

I heard Jimmy turned into a vampire this weekend

26. (Vampire) (3↑, 1↓)
1 (Literal definition). A fictional monster of myth and legend that sucks [blood] and burns in sunlight and [holy water]. They are [undead] and their status as a vampire is highly contagious, due to the fact that a vampire's bite on the neck will turn the victim into a vampire, thus causing a vampire breakout. A vampire will sleep in a coffin by day and come out at night to feed on human and/or animal blood. They tend to have a high relation to bats, as they have capes that slightly resemble bat wings and they can transform into a bat. Vampires typically wear formal white suits or other uniforms; pairing them with black shoes, red bow ties, and a large, black cape. A vampire bites its victim in the area in between the neck and the shoulder, and it has large, menacing fangs; extremely pale skin, and, occasionally, claws. 2 (Personal definition). A creature that began to turn un-cool after the release of the piece of crap that they call a book "[Twilight]." Edward Cullen and Stephanie Meyer completely turned vampires into pretty-boy, non-human-blood-sucking, sparkly, twiggy wimps. A vampire is supposed to BURN in sunlight, not sparkle in it; a vampire must kill everything, not go 'Oh, I'm so wimpy that I'm not gonna hurt humans.'; a vampire must be evil, not nice. The modern definition of Vampire is now "A little lover creature that sparkles in sunlight and will not hurt humans." I swear, I hate Twilight for messing up the true meaning of the word "vampire."

1. Oh my God, Drake, a vampire just bit me\! I think I'm going to turn into one\! OUCH\! 2. Oh, look at me, I'm a pretty fairy.

27. (Vampire) (4↑, 2↓)
It all started witch Vlad Tepes(Vlad Dracul) who made up strict laws,punished with impaling,if ever broken.The merchants and outsiders that used to trade within Transylvania,the transylvanian saxons especially,made up stories while not being at home,about how cruel the current leader is,naming him Dracula,meaning more or less Dragon.His father earned the title Dracul for bravery,and recieved an amulet depicting a snake biting his tail in a circle.Transylvania(currently in Romania;))was a pretty exotic place for western europeans,so Bram Stoker used these rumors to create a story witch remains even now famous to the extreme.Sadly people these days are trying to create an alternative image regarding vampires...witch results in an epic FAIL\!

twilight fan-listen dude you just goota check this vampire shit out\! original dracula fan-sorry dude.while your gay twilight actors are being manipulated to brainwash teenagers from alover the world,bela lugosi is actually as we speak drinking the blood of hundreds of people to sustain his everlasting lifeforce,and ruling the world behind the shadow....ok i'm just joking. twilight fan-omg you're like so right...i'm gonna go burn all my twilight collectibles now,bye.

Author: DeadHashbrother http://vampire.urbanup.com/5183048
28. (Vampire) (6↑, 4↓)
There are two types of Vampires, known to mankind. 1. Anorexic men that glitter in the sunlight. They are perfect in every way imaginable. These vampires aren't real, and can only be seen in [badfics]. See also: [Gary Stu], and/or [Mary Sue]. 2. Creatures of the night, that feed on human blood. If sunlight touches their skin, they will explode into a poof of dust\! They usually have '[Widow's Peak]' hairlines, with black hair, and very pale skin. Their wardrobe consists of very expensive looking clothes, and a devilishly good cape. These vampires can usually be heard in the castles of Transylvania, playing their large, and dusty pipe organs.

1. Edward Cullen is one of them new fangled Vampire things... 2. The most famous vampire ever, was Dracula\! It is still debatable whether or not he existed\!

Author: The_Exuberant_Face http://vampire.urbanup.com/5161406
29. (vampire) (91↑, 89↓)
For the love of God, vampires are FICTIONAL\! If I see one more fucking "goth" retard on the internet claim to be a REAL VAMPYRE OMG OMG OMG I might explode. Vampires are from folklore, mainly eastern european. During the Romantic period they became popular subjuects of art and fiction. As time passed, a subculture of RETARDS began to claim to be real vampires, mostly for attention form other pseudo-vampyric retards. Vampirism is a real trait in some animals. They are not all nocturnal. In folklore, people were believed to be "cursed" to come back as vampires if they displayed certain deformities in life. sorry for the long def

Dracula from Bram Stoker's imagination is a vampire. He does not have the deadly aversion to sunlight introduced by later films, but he has superior strength, climbing ability, and stays alive by consuming human blood.

30. (vampire) (1↑, 1↓)
blond, blue eyes, tall, beautiful, gorgeous, handsome, & someone you want to have babies with so you can produce some vampire babies

Look at that vampire walking across the street. Seriously, if I could just stare at that vampire for the rest my life, my life's mission would be complete. He is utterly breathtaking.

Author: vampirebabymaker http://vampire.urbanup.com/6225989
31. (Vampire) (2↑, 2↓)
Possibly the [coolest] thing ever. Not those [faggy] [twilight] vampires, I'm talking about fucking [badass] ones that suck blood, not cocks. Which is weird, because vampires are so fucking awesome, that its okay for men to go gay for them. Evidently, the people who kill vampires are just as cool. Just look at the [Belmonts] from [Castlevania]. When pirates and ninjas face off, vampires win.

Vampires don't need a fucking example.

Author: 73H L337 H4X0R\!\!1 http://vampire.urbanup.com/5255844
32. (Vampire) (2↑, 2↓)
v: The act drinking something too fast for your mouth to swallow, causing it to spill out the corners of your mouth and down your chin, thus making you look like a vampire.

person a: *takes a big gulp of his drink and it dribbles down his chin* person b: "You just vampired your drink\! What a party foul\!"

33. (Vampire) (0↑, 1↓)
1. A being that exists in FICTION. Usually nocturnal, most of the vampires created by literature in the twentieth centuries are rather BAMF, and a select few 21st century vampires carry the BAMF gene. If it sparkles, it's Emma Frost, you Twilight fancreeps. 2.There is a subculture made up of those who believe that they are actually vampires. Think of that what you will.

1. Dracula is the king of all vampires, and Edward Cullen is the illegitimate child of Emma frost and a mildew spore. 2. Julia is now calling herself Hekate and drinking 'blood'. She insists that she is a vampire.

Author: SilawenGreenleaf http://vampire.urbanup.com/5928027
34. (Vampire) (2↑, 3↓)
An ugly bitch who has no friends and is pale and socially awkward

-Twilight ; hey i want to be a vampire = Carobella perhaps? -Hey whos that vampire following us around? -You're as socially awkward as a vampire \!

35. (Vampire) (6↑, 7↓)
A vampire is a demon that consumes blood. Vampires appear to be pale skinned and have dark hair. Some versions of vampires have fangs. They are told to be killed/paralyzed by stakes, can not cross large amounts of water, and must be invited in to come into a house. Many stories and movies have been inspired by vampires such as Dracula, Hellsing, Twilight, Vampire Kisses, Vampire Knight, and Vampire Diaries.

A vampire drinks blood.

36. (vampire) (11↑, 13↓)
A heart-throb romantic, who sucks blood, is great in bed, and can turn you for a life of eternity. Will burn in the sun (DOES NOT SPARKLE\!\!) so is a nocturnal being.

mortal: Oooo babe you are so good in bed\! vampire: Its because im a vampire.

Author: sexyslashlover1 http://vampire.urbanup.com/4259905
37. (Vampire) (3↑, 12↓)
A [goth] person who wants to hook up with someone who isn't a goth. The intended "prey" of the vampire may either be a one night stand or a committed significant other.

"Sara's new boyfriend isn't goth at all; she's a total vampire." "Jesse's acting like a vampire tonight because he's hitting on that preppy chick."

38. (Vampire) (14↑, 23↓)
1. Any creature that feeds on another's life source or fluids 2. A parasite 3. Vlad the Impaler

1. one ex: of a vampire is a human being that feeds on blood, energy, or sexual fluids 2. ex: an organism that needs another body in order to survive such as a flea

39. (vampire) (4↑, 14↓)
A person who seems respectable and cool during the day, but when the night comes so does the bag of coke and the lack of self control and respect. They turn into a real creepy douche.

Wow what a vampire, she seemed really cool at first, but the at the bar she offered me ritalin when I said I was tired. Its 2009, ritalin, I mean ritalin seriously?

40. (Vampire) (7↑, 17↓)
A vampire is a human who feeds on blood (more recognizably human blood): they are better known to be drinking blood at night due to their sensitivity to sunlight. Vampires use many tactics to achieve blood; mostly by luring their prey into the trap, then taking that swift bite in the neck. Becoming a vampire is achieved through the transmission of the saliva (venom) from a vampire to its prey. The vampire usually bite on the preys neck. Anyone can become a vampire: a child, a man and a woman: even the elderly - providing the person was not completely drained of blood. Once the virus has been transmitted, it will take about three days for the virus to take hold (new organs being made, traits and attributes being modified etc.) After becoming a vampire you are cold skined, pale, and your eyes have a red tint to them. Vampires look exactly like a human; just the incisors bring out the change. This works extremely well prior to attacking the victim. Vampires are portrayed to have weaknesses - garlic (or garlic extracts) makes thier throat and nose begin to burn and thier stomach feels like it just shrivels up and dies. They also get a really bad migraine. Vampires are sensitive to Sunlight. It makes there skin burn. **NONE OF THE WEAKNESSES ABOVE WILL KILL THEM\!\!**

That person is so pale they could be a [vampire].

Author: Alexander & Roxanne http://vampire.urbanup.com/3862575
41. (vampire) (39↑, 52↓)
A person who drinks blood. In modern times used to either describe 1) a fantasy creature 2) a person who's kind of like a furry, only won't admit that they aren't really what they pretend to be. In the second case, it's basically a stupid overweight or underweight teenager who blames the fact that they have no friends and can't communicate with another human being on even the most basic of levels on the imagined fact that they aren't human. They go on internet forums and talk about their "awakening" (which is a fancy way of describing the time that they decided to give themselves a name they picked out of a D&D book and start pretending to be a vampire) and talking about how they fed off the emotions of all the people who made fun of them. In some cases they actually drink blood (read: lick their fingers when they get a paper cut) but most of the time they'll opt to pretend to be a "psi" vampire or some such idiocy where they'll claim to feed off of emotions. Sure, there are actual "vampires" who actually drink a lot of blood, but that's because they're either crazy or have some kind of fetish for it, not because they belong to some other race.

Dom claims to be a vampire. He walks around wearing a cape and hissing at people, and if you actually try to talk with him he'll just ineptly stutter about how he's going to curse or feed on you or something.

42. (vampire) (20↑, 35↓)
A reanimated corpse that arises from the grave at night to suck the blood of living people, usually causing their death. Also known as [vampyres], these [paranormal] beings should not be confused with the sad human 'mortal vampire', better known as a [renfield], who sucks a mouthful of blood before masturbating.

Dracula was a vampire - unlike those teenage idiots who suck each other's self-inflicted wounds; they are simply renfields.

43. (vampire) (14↑, 30↓)
1. A blood-sucking ghost; a soul of a dead person superstitiously believed to come from the grave and wander about by night sucking the blood of persons asleep, thus causing their death. This superstition is now prevalent in parts of Eastern Europe, and was especially current in Hungary about the year 1730. 2. Fig.: One who lives by preying on others; an extortioner; a bloodsucker. 3. (Zoöl.) Either one of two or more species of South American blood-sucking bats belonging to the genera Desmodus and Diphylla. These bats are destitute of molar teeth, but have strong, sharp cutting incisors with which they make punctured wounds from which they suck the blood of horses, cattle, and other animals, as well as man, chiefly during sleep. They have a caecal appendage to the stomach, in which the blood with which they gorge themselves is stored. 4. (Zoöl.) Any one of several species of harmless tropical American bats of the genus Vampyrus, especially V. spectrum. These bats feed upon insects and fruit, but were formerly erroneously supposed to suck the blood of man and animals. Called also false vampire. Vampire bat (Zoöl.), a vampire, Vampyrus spectrum

1. "A vampire is a mythical creature, meant to scare and entertain the public." 2. "America continues it's growing interest with vampires, the creatures of the night."

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44. (vampire) (11↑, 29↓)
one who sucks all the blood out of your body. if you don't believe vampires exist, check these definitions: [woman],[lawyer]

vampire drinks your blood if you really knew me you'd know what's wrong. does a lawyer need an example?

45. (vampire) (15↑, 33↓)
A reanimated corpse that arises from the grave at night to suck the blood of living people, usually causing their death. Also known as [vampyres], these [paranormal] beings should not be confused with the sad human 'mortal vampire', better known as a [renfield], who sucks a mouthful of blood before [masturbating].

Dracula was a vampire - unlike those teenage idiots who suck each other's self-inflicted wounds; they are simply renfields.

46. (Vampire) (71↑, 89↓)
What a lot of preteens/teenagers think they are, despite vampires' nonexistence.

Amy thinks she's a vampire; she says she's a vampire with straight teeth. What a dumbass.

47. (vampire) (38↑, 62↓)
In addition to the others listed, 1. Any government agency that "sucks the life" from the working class. 2. Any employer who expects your lifesblood for a miserly paycheck.

1. This April the vampires are going to take the little I had left from my pay\! 2. That vampire expects me to put in another five hours this week without comp time\!

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48. (vampire) (10↑, 35↓)
At high school there are many different cliques. But not one so interesting as the Vampires. A mix between an Emo and a Prep, the Vampires are the group that dress emo, but are not pure emo. Vampires are also friends with the hardcore emos. Most of them do a sport like cheerleading or soccer. They are straightedge, the main difference between the emos and the Vampires.

emo: man, we need to listen to morrisey and smoke one today. vampire: oh I wish I could, I have some homework, and cheerleading practice after that =D emo: well we could go shopping I guess vampire: SURE\!

49. (Vampire) (37↑, 65↓)
Vampires are real, unlike ghosts, fairies and werewolves, who clearly cannot exist under the laws of physics. Vampires are as real as the chair you're sitting in. They do not sleep in coffins during the day, because as they are members of the human race, they are not nocturnal and the sun does not kill them. Often times, however, vampires are sensitive to the sun. They have to squint quite a bit unless they have sunglasses, and they may get sunburned much faster than other humans due to their pale complexions. The vampires do not all necessarily drink blood, and none need blood to survive. The ones who do drink the red liquid probably only drink small amounts given to them by their lover. In that case the blood is seen as a binding gift that lovers exchange as a promise to one another. There are some vampires that do drink the blood of small animals frequently, but those people are truly deranged and are at risk of getting rabies and other nasty diseases, so I wouldn't emulate them if I were you. Psychic vampires are the most common, however about 50% of psychic vampires do not even realize that they are sucking the life out of everyone around them. They are so used to being negative or taking their feelings out on others that they cannot comprehend the negative effects their tirades may have on those around them. Some psychic vampires, however, take from their victims intentionally. They get a sense of happiness and well being when they make others around them feel worse. Perhaps you know someone like that? There are many of those types creeping around. The majority of vampires tend to be romantic and sensitive, but of course there are exceptions as always. Many are artists, musicians, writers; or "right-brained" thinkers. Real vampires tend to enjoy all forms of literature and media that deal with fictional vampires, because they are reading about their own kind. Even though some ideas in books and movies are a little far-fetched, vampires give the artists/writers a bit of slack because stories do have to be entertaining, after all. Vampires can be somewhat 'Goth' or 'punk'; basically they are not very preppy, as preppy people are usually too happy, tan, logical or "left-brained" to be bothered by things of the underground. Vamps are not always depressed as some people may think, however it is true that they are not afraid to let their emotional side shine through and have a good cry every now and then, or every day if that suits their fancy (I myself am one to cry quite a bit, yet anyone would argue that I am a very happy, upbeat person). If you truly believe you are a vampire, you should seek help at the 1-800-IAM-VAMP 24 hour hotline, where a qualified vampire counselor will be on hand to help you cope with your newfound identity. I'm only kidding. But you will know what you are when the time comes. Being a vampire is nothing to be ashamed of, so embrace it if you are one, and accept the vampires for what they are if you find yourself utterly normal. Good day, ladies and gents.

I am a vampire, so you'd better believe it.

50. (vampire) (55↑, 89↓)
the creature of the night, the most magnificent of the creatures. most people do not believe in them, they are as real as the fingers on your hands or the nose on your face. yes they survive on blood, but not all, there are psycic vampires as well. they feed off of energy. vampires are the most manipulative of any creature and that is what makes them the most facinating of them all. some may have pale skin and deadly eyes but they are beautiful.

The vampire that i know is my single and only friend who wants me around.

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51. (vampire) (42↑, 78↓)
Anyone tall, with big lips who doesn't comb his hair. One who always has dark circles under his eyes.

"Joe is a vampire." Said Marlyse to Kaitlin.

52. (vampire) (77↑, 116↓)
One who lives his or her life during the night. Most vampires have no morals, and no respect for higher authority. They thrive on having multiple partners and eat out frequently.

You're at a party when all of a sudden your homeboy shows up with a couple of chicks you have never met. "Damn... look who just showed up fuckin' vampire-boy."

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53. (vampire) (42↑, 84↓)
A creature of the night featured in the TV shows Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. Vampires are souless creatures with no conscience, a ruthless killer instinct, and a never ending thirst for human blood. Their lack of a soul or a conscience, coupled with their murderous intent makes them one of the most lethal variety of demon in the Buffyverse. Vampires are extremely strong in comparison to a regular human being. Their strength is of course, mystical in nature. It aids them during hunting, and is key to their survival. In addition to their incredible strength levels, vampires also possess heightened senses such as smell, sight and hearing. They can also sense fear. Vampires have only 2 interests: Drinking blood, and killing human beings. They take a great deal of pleasure in fucking people up; torture is a vampire's favourite passtime. A vampire notable for his love of torture is Spike, or "William the Bloody". Vampires also have weaknesses. A shit load, to be precise. You can kill one by the following methods: Stabbing that mofo in the heart with a sharp piece of wood after which they will subsequently turn to dust. Pretty hilarious really when you think about it; something as awesome as that turns to basically nothing as a result of being stabbed in the chest with wood. Made me wonder how Angel's friends would react if he died, haha. There would be nothing left of him to cry over. Making him drink holy water, or alternatively, dipping him in holy water. The resut would be spontaneous combustion. Cutting his head off, or blowing it off with a shotgun, or slamming it in a car door Droping him in a box full of crosses Drop kicking him into the sunlight Setting him on fire. Feeding him "The Killer of the Dead": a poison for vamires that kills slowly and painfully in 24 hours. As vampires are primarily noctural, they only ever hunt at night, except for the ones that have tinted delivery trucks and full body suits. If they do have said suits, they will take advantage of your complacent attitude during the day, and drag you into the truck where you will be gang raped by a bunch of them, and subsequently bitten. Vampires kill their prey by biting either the jugular vein or biting the arm and drinking the victim's blood till there's nothing left in the body. Their favourite blood is Slayer blood, which they refer to as "supercharged juice" or "warrior juice". Least favourite is pigs' blood, which funny enough is what the reformed Angel drinks, in stark contrast to his Angelus alter ego, who only drinks blood from the healthiest of humans. Speaking of Angelus - He is the most twisted vampire of all, currently the strongest (after The Master died), the smartest and the most deadly. In order to make a human being a vamipire, you have to "sire" him or her. This can be done by drinking his blood, and then letting him drink yours just before he dies. The newly made vampire will rise from his grave at midnight or so.

Notable vampires: Me, Angelus, Darla (fine piece of ass when she's not biting yours off, lulz), Spike, Drusilla, Penn (serial killer vampire), The Master (boring Turok-Han-esque vampire).

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54. (vampire) (30↑, 77↓)
[Blade]'s prey. His life revolves around their death.

The vampire was in the wrong place at the wrong time, and Blade killed him with his silver sword.

55. (vampire) (91↑, 138↓)
1. Mythical creature that survives by drinking blood. Think Transylvania and silver spikes. 2. High-school or college-age girl who is high-achieving, clean cut, athletic and good looking by day, and a disturbed, recreational drug or alcohol user by night. Just like the horror-movie monster, a modern vampire looks like a human, but they're blood sucking demons. You don't know about their deadly habbits until it's too late. Just like the bite of count Dracula, a vampire will try to suck you into her world of darkness with a kiss or blowjob.

The vampire Jenny tricked me so bad. She's the student president, treasurer of the young politicians, and goes to lacrosse camp over the summer. I thought she was going to be a great girlfriend. It turned out she had a broken family and smoked weed almost every weekend. She tried to trick me into trying that, but my team and coach pulled me back before I was ruined.

56. (vampire) (19↑, 81↓)
A female with black hair, pale skin, and red lipstick.

My Latin teacher looks like a vampire.

57. (Vampire) (32↑, 107↓)
Pale, beautiful, immortal creature. Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen, a vampire, from the Twilight Saga

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58. (Vampire) (44↑, 125↓)
Extremely beautiful creatures with perfect features, gold and black eyes, and drink blood. They are very strong, fast, and can have extra gifts like reading minds or seeing the future. The only way to kill a vampire is to rip them to shreds and burn all the pieces.They sparkle in the sun and do not sleep in coffins or at all for that matter. They can live off of animal blood if they choose to do so. They can eat human food to fool humans but must cough it back up later. They also do not age and they don't need to breath. These types of vampires are known from the world wide bestseller Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer.

The Cullens from the Twilight series are very beautiful vampires.

59. (vampire) (53↑, 190↓)
A person who favors sexual intimacy with black people i.e. A person who only "comes when it's dark"

Jeff will only date black women because he's a Vampire.

60. (vampire) (54↑, 262↓)
Something that doesn't exist. If you say you're a vampire, you're just a fucking idiot.

Joey started calling himself Lord Thisangar and saying he was a vampire. I responded by crushing his windpipe and telling him that if he was really a vampire there's no way that could hurt him.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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